What if we did something that was too tasteless for the front page? Would you click or just be mature and walk away from the computer.
Well, would you ... punk?
jfruh: maybe someone else's wife will get cancer
you can get two items out of that, easy
klayne: i bet some of rudy's ex-wives have cancer!
or aids or something
jfruh: all the candidates are now begging their wives to contract something inspiring
klayne: cindy mccain is going to be POISONED WITH RADIATION
jfruh: mitt romney's 8 wives will all come down with the Plague and hep c
klayne: seriously, this is the biggest boost to edwards' campaign yet ...
jfruh: sad but true
but he got her to the doctor in time WITH HIS MAGICAL HUGGING, ken
once elected, he will hug all of america
klayne: she's gonna die right before super primary day and the Lovable Widower will get the nomination ... he'll hug us all, like it or not!
jfruh: then she will die and he will be the world's most eligible bachelor as president
THERE WILL BE HUGS APLENTY
klayne: exactly! teevee audiences will pick his new wife from a group of 25 top models
jfruh: ha
ok, i gotta go shower the filth of this whole thing off now
enjoy your afternoon
klayne: see you tomorrow, when obama fakes having MS
Sent at 4:57 PM on Thursday
