'I Bet Some of Rudy's Ex-Wives Have Cancer'
What if we did something that was too tasteless for the front page ? Would you click or just be mature and walk away from the computer.
Well, would you ... punk?
jfruh: maybe someone else's wife will get cancer
you can get two items out of that, easy
klayne: i bet some of rudy's ex-wives have cancer!
or aids or something
jfruh: all the candidates are now begging their wives to contract something inspiring
klayne: cindy mccain is going to be POISONED WITH RADIATION
jfruh: mitt romney's 8 wives will all come down with the Plague and hep c
klayne: seriously, this is the biggest boost to edwards' campaign yet ...
jfruh: sad but true
but he got her to the doctor in time WITH HIS MAGICAL HUGGING, ken
once elected, he will hug all of america
klayne: she's gonna die right before super primary day and the Lovable Widower will get the nomination ... he'll hug us all, like it or not!
jfruh: then she will die and he will be the world's most eligible bachelor as president
THERE WILL BE HUGS APLENTY
klayne: exactly! teevee audiences will pick his new wife from a group of 25 top models
jfruh: ha
ok, i gotta go shower the filth of this whole thing off now
enjoy your afternoon
klayne: see you tomorrow, when obama fakes having MS
Sent at 4: 57 PM on Thursday