Last month, at our sister site Terrible News For Terrible People Dot Com, we brought you the story "Howard Kurtz Is A Dumb Asshole." In it, we wondered why exactly media critic Howard Kurtz, currently at Fox News, had taken it upon himself to play Facebook Picture Scold about the beautiful portraits of Pari Bradlee, a yoga instructor who has never done anything to anybody except have the gall to marry legendary Washington Post editor Ben Bradlee's son.

ARE THESE PICTURES TOO RISQUE? Asked Howard Kurtz. "ONE GAY MAN COMMENTS ON HER FACEBOOK PAGE THAT HE WOULD STOP BEING GAY! AND HER HUSBAND 'LIKED' HER POSTS!" Seriously, Howard Kurtz, go creep on someone else.

So! We are here in Washington DC, and Dana Tai Soon Burgess, who is just the choreographer in residence at the Smithsonian and also the head of theater and dance at GW University, that is all, no big, and who is also one of our two incredibly handsome and charming and sweet and cultured hosts said, "Do you want to go to Pari Bradlee's Sunday morning yoga class with me at 11 a.m.?" and we said, "well that is one way to pass out while all the toxins leave our poisoned little body," so we said yes! READ MORE