I Went to the Ronald Reagan Awards Gala and All I Got Was this Lousy Turncoat

Possible Zell Miller pick-up lines:

"I'm interested in some unilateral action."

"I wish we lived at a time when you could knock me over the head and carry me back to your cave."

"I challenge you to a duel. . . in my hotel room."

"I hate terrorists."

"You are so brave to risk people you already disagree with not liking you like that."

"I think there's a traitor in my pants, want to help me hunt him down?"

"Does little Zell also bend to the right?"

They all work.

you don't want to know where his hands are


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