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If The Clintons Lose, There Will Be Nothing

  • John McCain and Barack Obama have massive leads in our triple-Siamese primary. When you attach DC to Maryland and Virginia, our dumb little city almost matters! Almost. [Real Clear Politics]
  • The thing to remember about Democrats is that none of them can win unless they are named Clinton. Then all they do is win. So don't vote for Obama. Then the Clintons won't win. [James Wolcott]
  • There might not be enough Bushes to endear WALNUTS! to the GOP base, but they're giving it all they've got. [Naked Politics]
  • For Huck, a distant, distant second place is just like winning. [Wizbang Politics]
  • Paul Krugman wishes Barry Obama would go away so Hillary wouldn't have to say such mean things to beat him. You're destroying the party, Barry. [Carpetbagger Report]
  • They might be able to grow a jawbone from your gut, but Andy already has way more jawbone than the world needs. [Baldilocks]
  • How do you win the vote of a 21-year-old superdelegate? Send your daughter to his place with a six pack of Bud and a phone call from Dad to wish him well. [The Plank]
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This weekend, hundreds of people are gathering in Denver, Colorado for the 2018 Flat Earth Conference -- two whole days of people with suspiciously Andy Warhol-like hair yelling "Where's the curve?!?" and talking about ice walls -- and we are missing out! Flat earthers are kind of the best of all conspiracy theorists, because aside from a few fascists and anti-Semites in the mix, they are mostly harmless cranks who just want to feel like they are way smarter than all of the scientists. As far as I know, believing in a Flat Earth, while stupid, has never hurt anyone -- which is honestly kind of refreshing these days!

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Every so often on this here internet, we get a hate read that is so perfect, that so aptly encapsulates a particular form of douchebaggery that we all must collectively gasp at it's awfulness and revel in the general repulsiveness of the arrogant human being so lacking in self-awareness that they actually thought it would be a good idea to write such a thing. Today, I bring you such a hate read -- Matthew Binder's A Glimpse Into the Ideological Monoculture of Literary New York.

And yes, it's actually worse than it sounds, if that is possible.

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