If You Lived At The White House, You'd Be In The Briefing Room Now​​


It's time for your daily dose of Jen Psaki and good economic news! Job growth was better than expected in June, so expect that to lead the briefing, and maybe we'll see that one Fox News Guy make an ass of himself again, I don't even want to type his name and that is not because my oldbrain has forgotten who Dieter Busey is.

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