I'm from the Government and I'm Here to Help with Your New Year's Resolutions
There might be people out there who are so imagination deprevived that they can't come up with their own New Year's Resolutions, and if that is the case, we can't think of a better place to turn than the U.S. government. FirstGov.com -- "The U.S. Government's Official Web Portal" -- has collected some "Popular New Year's Resolutions" and links to federal entities that might help you accomplish them. We're not sure why anyone would resolve to "Drink Less Alcohol," but we love the advice you get from the NIH! Especially nice is a print-out-able "drinking diary":
Seriously, we totally love it that the government wants to help. Please let us know if "vodka and Grey Goose" counts as one drink or two....
Popular New Year's Resolutions [FirstGov.com]