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Important Wonkette Party Announcement: It Is Your Turn, Detroit

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Hello Detroit! (And Chicago? Windsor? Old Milwaukee? Kirsten's family in Madison? Cleveland? Erie, Pennsylvania? Gary, Indiana? Toledo? Hell, HELLO ENTIRE MIDWEST!) Are you ready for your Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup? OF COURSE YOU ARE, DON'T BE RIDICULOSE! Your Wonkette will be hosting you for -- as is our deal -- the first 10 pitchers plus some platters of fried things!


We are doing this next Saturday, June 9, specifically so you have all the time in the world to drive in from hell and back, and we shall call the time, mmmm, 7 p.m.! We will meet up at The Bronx Bar, 4476 2nd Ave., Detroit 48201. We will see you there unless we see you first! (That is how it works, in mean jokes about hating people.)

Please be sure to pack an extra liver.

Rebecca Schoenkopf,

Editrix

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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