In Honor of Cocktober's All Stars
Are YOU a social conservative who publicly denounces gay sex? If yes, then you probably had gay sex last month! Cocktober 2007 was a whirlwind of hypocrisy on the Republican side; and as much as last month proved that our country probably only has five to six more years before it finally implodes, well... did you have a good time watching it all cum down? Let's let the toothpaste out of the tuber and bring in Blowvember by honoring that which came before it with... A gallery of 2007's Cocktober All Stars!
Thanks to the following heroes for proving that, once and for all, you don't have to be gay to enjoy fucking dudes (as well as selected others): Larry Craig, Richard Curtis, Joey DiFatta, Richard Roberts, Lindsay Roberts, Monsignor Alan Placa, Monsignor Tommaso Stenico, Bob Allen, Clutzo the Clown, Michael Graham, David Phillips, and all the others we forgot to tag properly.