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In Just A Few Hours, Scott Brown Will Be Crowned America's Most Beloved Kennedy

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  • Let's all play this game in which we try to guess Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein's bonus. Won't be depressing at all. [New York Times]
  • Toyota recalled many Priuses (Prii?) because of brake problems. Although, if a car crashes and ceases to exist, can you even imagine how that will like erase its carbon footprint? [Washington Post]
  • Scott Brown's election will be certified today, which means he'll be all set to swear-in. Ted Kennedy's ghost is running out of time!! [CNN]
  • Today the House will vote on whether it's cool or not if America sinks deeper into debt. [AP]
  • John McCain is pretending to be more conservative than he actually is in order to win his Senate race, which he could lose. What he needs is sassy, fresh-faced Vice Senator at his side, a real Phoenix outsider. [The Hill]
  • January retail sales were better than expected. In other words, Americans gave some truly horrific and tasteless holiday gifts that needed exchanging immediately. [Reuters]
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Deleted Comments: We Gave God The Banhammer

The Commentczar's In Town

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Yr Wonkette has been getting quite a few visits from trolls lately, although most of the infestations have been incredibly tiresome and not at all worth discussing here. We're talking, like, not even as good as ol' Turgid Love Muscle Guy. Come to think of it, we haven't seen him in a while; hope he's OK. At least health-wise.

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In 2006, Bob Casey Jr., then the Pennsylvania state treasurer, defeated Rick Santorum and took his seat in the US Senate; presumably only after having it steam cleaned. Not that Casey wanted anything much to do with Dan Savage, the columnist who had helpfully made the alternative definition of "Santorum" one of the best demonstrations of the power of trolling for the prior three years. But in '06, Casey's campaign actually declined a donation from Savage; Casey's finance director thanked him, but suggested maybe Savage could give the money to a group working against Santorum so Casey wouldn't get flak for taking the donation. That was back when Dems were happy to talk about civil unions but frightened of gay marriage, and Casey just plain wussed out on the chance to bring a "weeks-long debate about feces, lube, and assfucking" to the Senate race, as then-Wonket Dave Weigel put it. But Bob Casey has come rather a long way since then, and he now supports marriage equality. He might still be a bit shy about a full-on embrace of buttsechs talk, however.

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