In The Nick Of Time, It's The Tilda Swinton Wait No Jen Psaki White House Press Briefing
Flip over the numbers on your Days Without Wonkette Missing A Jen Psaki Press Briefing Workplace Accidents OSHA Safety Calendar, because Evan took my Monday off in exchange for his last Friday, and MAMA FORGOT.
Here, a mere two hours late, is your midafternoon movie time. Anything good happen? YOU TELL US!
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