Indians Send Obama Terrifying Monkey God Statue For Good Luck

Indians Send Obama Terrifying Monkey God Statue For Good Luck

Poor Barry. First he has to deal with the racists and their stupidmonkey-based paraphernalia, and then he has to put up with speculation that he isn't a Christian, and now some well-meaning Hindus have somehow rolled up all this terribleness into a single hilarious gift: a monkey-god idol for him to worship. This will go over beautifully with the Bitters!

Our tale begins in Mumbai, where a gentleman named Brij Mohan Bhama says he read a Time magazine article reporting that Barack Obama carries around a monkey charm for good luck.

"We have heard that he carries a small monkey charm in his pocket. So he is a devotee of Hanuman. That's why we want to present him with this idol," he said.

Somebody else speculates that the article just said he carried around a good luck charm, and that Mr. Bhama and his prayer group drew the natural conclusion that "he is a devotee of Hanuman." The point is Barack Obama is being shipped a two-foot-tall polished bronze idol of a monkey, which he is sure to bring out at the next rally in order to scare the shit out of white voters everywhere.

India monkey god idol for Obama [BBC News]


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