Perfesser Journalism

We are sorry to inform you that your Wonkette -- a mommyblog, recipe hub, jokes about peeners emporium, and fine haberdashery -- has been CALLED OUT as a "fake news" purveyor, procurer, and also a pimp by none other than Perfesser of Journamalism, exposer of Hillary Clinton's child sex ring, professional exorcist, and trucker-speed salesman Alex Jones and his "Infowars" website!

Your Wonkette is very ashamed to be included on a list of "fake news" websites along the likes of:

  • The New York Times
  • The Washington Post
  • CNN
  • NBC News
  • CBS News
  • ABC News
  • BBC News
  • Financial Times
  • L.A. Times
  • USA Today
  • NPR
  • PBS
  • The New Yorker
  • and

  • The Economist

Look at me, I am dying inside!

Oh, yeah, that really smarts.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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Wonkette parody by Doktor Zoom

There is no plan at all to reunite parents with the more than 2,300 kids already taken away by the government -- and "existing policies place the onus on parents to find their children in Department of Health and Human Services custody and seek to reunite with them." We're sure parents deported to Guatemala or El Salvador will be able to find their children who've been flown to surprise mystery destinations somewhere, anywhere, in the US -- probably as easy as clicking on one of those "find anyone for $10!" websites. Don't you think?

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In yet another sequel that no one asked for, the Nazi shitheads that brought us the Unite The Right rally last year are all set to launch Charlottesville 2: The Tikining. Coming to a Washington DC near you!

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