Infowars's Alex Jones Says Your Wonkette Is 'Fake News.' We Are For Shamed :(

Perfesser Journalism

We are sorry to inform you that your Wonkette -- a mommyblog, recipe hub, jokes about peeners emporium, and fine haberdashery -- has been CALLED OUT as a "fake news" purveyor, procurer, and also a pimp by none other than Perfesser of Journamalism, exposer of Hillary Clinton's child sex ring, professional exorcist, and trucker-speed salesman Alex Jones and his "Infowars" website!

Your Wonkette is very ashamed to be included on a list of "fake news" websites along the likes of:

  • The New York Times
  • The Washington Post
  • CNN
  • NBC News
  • CBS News
  • ABC News
  • BBC News
  • Financial Times
  • L.A. Times
  • USA Today
  • NPR
  • PBS
  • The New Yorker
  • and

  • The Economist

Look at me, I am dying inside!

Oh, yeah, that really smarts.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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