Oh god, thank you tothis commenter for directing us to a mole's account of Peggy Noonan's class at Harvard. These Noonanisms speak to the heart and soul of a nation: "I wasn't sure I could wear mascara every day. One should dress. One should wear mascara when one can." One should. It is Proper. But hey HARVARD MOLES? HELLO? Don't send this stuff to Gawker. Be a friend to your Wonkette: tips@wonkette.com. We have more "iPhones" to give out to our best operatives. [Gawker]