• The WP catches up to the gloriousness that is faux NY celebrity Fabian Basabe, who is not gay. [Gawker]

• Fishbowl DC attempts to analyze today's WHCA board elections, makes superfluous Florida jokes. Surprise: All candidates running on "no more Gannons" platforms. [Fishbowl DC]

• Is Norah O'Donnell not a White Ho after all? [TV Newser]

• Lisa de Moraes touts CNN's new morning and afternoon line-ups, including "a fun-filled three hours anchored by Wolf 'Look, the Paint -- It's Drying!' Blitzer." [WP]