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'Instapundit' Tells Whats-Her-Name, That Lady Who Got Shot In The Face, To Stop 'Bullying' People

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Of the many, many, many fine citizens who have sorely tested our hippie nonviolent ways this week, we may have finally found a winner. See that tweet up there? Yeah, it is right there, and it is fairly self-explanatory, but here is a TINY bit more background:


Gabby Giffords, the former congresswoman who posted the tweet evincing sadness that the Senate's Syphilitic Dick Caucus had successfully filibustered a modest, watered-down gun-background-check bill, was once SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD.

Then she and her husband, Astronaut Mike Dexter Mark Kelly, started lobbying for some mild, common sense regulations regarding WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LUNATICS ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE GUNS.

They showed up places. She gave testimony, which she haltingly read. People cried, because of how we are liberal pussies. And when other, bad, people tried to make some sort of vague, ridiculous GOTCHA points about how Gabby Giffords in fact had not hand-written her own testimony, BECAUSE OF HOW SHE CAN'T WRITE NOW BECAUSE SHE GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD, other people told them to shut their fucking poo-mouths, which might have, conceivably, made them feel "bad."

(Naaah.)

And that is bullying. Where are the bills to keep Gabby Giffords from bullying innocent senators? Maybe the American Family Association can weigh in on this. After all, gay kids can just go kill themselves already, but Arizona Sen. Jeff Flake is a precious princess.

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On Saturday, Glenn Greenwald saw a story in the New York Times about how the US is mucking around in Russia's power grid in a show of power:

In interviews over the past three months, [current and former US] officials described the previously unreported deployment of American computer code inside Russia's grid and other targets as a classified companion to more publicly discussed action directed at Moscow's disinformation and hacking units around the 2018 midterm elections.

So Glenn Greenwald, being a total Glenn Greenwald, used that moment to defend his president, Donald J. Trump, because OMG it is just crazy that the liberals and the Deep State and the Rachel Maddow think Trump is some kind of puppet of Vladimir Putin, just because he constantly acts like a puppet of Vladimir Putin.

HAW HAW, LIBS OWNED! Isn't Donald Trump always saying nobody's tougher on Russia than he is? Glenn Greenwald agrees that nobody is tougher on Russia than Donald Trump, because Donald Trump says so.

As Aaron Rupar from Vox points out, this tweet from Donald Trump arrived just about eight hours later ...

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