May 16, 2007 02:31 PM
Iraq Shocker: Iraq Not Quite Safe Enough For British Royalty
Despite the great process the U.S. and U.K. have made in transforming Iraq into a blood-soaked Boschian hellscape of endless horror, the former country still isn't quite safe enough for a major political stunt such as sending an heir to the British Throne there for photo ops.
That's the shocking conclusion from the Ministry of Defence's sudden decision to not allow Prince Harry McRoyalty to deploy to Iraq and be immediately assassinated.
Experts say that the former country is still plenty safe enough for Bush's kids to get sent over there and blown to bits.