Iraq: The Central Front in the War on Christmas
Massachusetts Senator John Kerry sat down with his hairier, craggier counterpart Don Imus today, who took Kerry to task for a statement he made on Face The Nation:
"And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children...breaking sort of the customs of the -- of -- the historical customs, religious customs. Whether you like it or not...Iraqis should be doing that."
Now, Imus was critical of the whole "Iraqis should be doing that" misstatement, but if you want to know where Kerry is truly off base, consider this: the operations he describes clearly demonstrate that U.S. forces in Iraq are gearing up to provide Iraqis with the shockingest, awesomest Christmas of all time. We've done the hard the hard work -- bombing rooftop holes to serve as ersatz chimneys -- now it's time for Operation Enduring Wassailing.
What's nice is that the Iraqis are easy to shop for, with potable drinking water topping most wishlists. So, let's deck the halls with no-bid contracts, Fa-la-la-la-la-fa-la-lu-jah! — DCEIVER