Is Donald Trump A Nosy, Thin-Skinned Telephone Eavesdropper? Maybe!

The sound you hear on the line is Trump chewing with his mouth open and probably masturbating.

Oh hey, Donald Trump did something creepy. (Allegedly.) Is it creepy like when he wistfully discussed his daughter Tiffany's future tits, when she was but a year old? No, that was super-creepy, but this is a different kind of creepy! According to sources who used to work for Trump at his Mar-A-Lago resort, he had a switchboard-type thingie in his private boudoir, which was set up so he could eavesdrop on phone calls made by his guests and staff. Doesn't that sound nice, to have Donald J. Trump heavy-breathing into the receiver, while he does God knows what with his tiny baby hands?

At Mar-a-Lago, the Palm Beach resort he runs as a club for paying guests and celebrities, Donald Trump had a telephone console installed in his bedroom that acted like a switchboard, connecting to every phone extension on the estate, according to six former workers. Several of them said he used that console to eavesdrop on calls involving staff. [...]

They said he listened in on calls between club employees or, in some cases, between staff and guests. None of them knew of Trump eavesdropping on guests or members talking on private calls with people who were not employees of Mar-a-Lago. They also said that Trump could eavesdrop only on calls made on the club’s landlines and not on calls made from guests’ cell phones.

Trump's spokesdummy Hope Hicks says these allegations are doubleplus untrue, but she would say that.

So according to Buzzfeed, four of the six employees say yeah, Trump was all up in your phone, listening to you order pizza and tele-fuck phone sex operators. He was probably just trying to make sure you didn't say anything mean about him during those pizza sexxx chats, because he is very thin-skinned and sensitive. Those employees say that Mar-A-Lago staff was well aware that Trump was a weird phone creeper, and one even said "it was acknowledged that when he was at the property there was a likelihood of him listening in on your call.” What a bad boss!

However, two of the six employees who know about Trump's weirdo phone set-up say WELL I NEVER! and HE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!

Two other sources — the tycoon’s former butler and Mar-a-Lago’s former security director — said the console in Trump’s private apartment merely made it easier for Trump to call other rooms in the estate. They said their former boss either did not or would not listen in on calls. They both support Trump for president. [...]

“As far as listening in I can’t believe he would ever do that. I don’t know that he ever did that. I can’t see him doing that.” [said the former butler]

[wonkbar]<a href=""></a>[/wonkbar]They would say that. And hold on a, wait just a second, are we talking about Donald Trump's old adorable racist butler, Anthony Senecal? Yes we are! He's the one who gave us all those fun personal details about how Donald Trump hates it when jet airplanes make that "jet airplane" sound, and that he doesn't like to go swimming, which is why we'll never get the pleasure of seeing Trump's swim trunks cling to his junk when he steps out of a pool. (Sorry, America!)

Senecal also told us that Donald Trump -- the man who calls Mexicans rapists and calls for all Muslims to be deported, and points at random black men in crowds and asks if they are "my African-American -- is not racist, heck nope no way.

And he's one of the folks saying Trump's weird telephone console is not used to eavesdrop.

So what do we think, Wonkers? Are we inclined to call bullshit on the people defending him? (Yes, yes we are.)


Evan Hurst

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