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Is Something Magical Happening On March 25, 2011?

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Whoa hey when's that Mayan Apocalypse thing, anyway? Is that what this nice lady is talking about? Because we're pretty sure the election is inNovember, of this year, seven months from now. And if any Teabaggers magically win seats in Congress, they'll be sworn in and just cold repealin' everything to each other long before Spring of 2011. Man now we are just confused and maybe a little scared, of the Mayans.


We've met Mayans, mostly down on the Costa Maya in Quintana Roo, where they mostly owned small restaurants or worked as diving instructors or archeological-site guides. Not really that scary! But who knows, man, who knows ....

From: Susan B_____

To: ken@wonkette.com

Date: Thu, Mar 25, 2010 at 1:06 PM

You people are the assholes – a year from now you’ll find out.

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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