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South Carolina is filled with traitors -- traitors who literally started a war with the United States, because we would not let them keep the vast majority of their population as chattel slaves. And the people of this bog-state are apparently *flaunting* these terroristic inclinations even today, according to Wonkette operative "Ed M.," who just drove through the enemy territory and reports that "the state's flag, logo, license plates, commemorative thimbles, etc. all have crescent moons on them. Even the tree they have under that Christian-hating moon looks Islamic." Is it time to send predator drones and then nuclear missiles to this place, to save America, because We Are At War With Dangerous Extremists?

Look at the image above. Almost impossible to tell which one's the Saudi Arabian embassy sign and which one is the traitor flag of traitor South Carolina. Here's a clue: The Islamic crescent moon is on the South Carolina flag, while the Saudi embassy sign has Slavic words, for Communism.

Some might want to excuse this outrage, "just this one time," but it's not a "one time" problem, as made evident by the South Carolina official state seal, which is an exact duplicate of the Saudi Arabian "coat of arms" -- both show an Arabian palm tree with the swords of jihad crossed beneath, in mockery of our American god:

If the enemy in South Carolina has its way, one day soon we'll all be driving around with this license plate:

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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