Is This Donald Trump's Saddest Elizabeth Warren Hissy Fit Yet?


Oh no, the mean lady Sen. Elizabeth Warren is still hurting Donald Trump's tiny, minuscule fee fees, as she's out there campaigning with Hillary Clinton, saying all the unkind words about what a sniveling, unhinged little boy Trump is. Earlier this week, we were LOLing (at Trump, not with him) because he thought he had found himself a right good booger to throw at Warren by calling her "Pocahontas." Such funny! Many YA BURNT!

[wonkbar]<a href=""></a>[/wonkbar]But the little lady is still laughing her bottom off at Trump, because she obviously doesn't have the proper respect for manly, tough, wildly successful men like him. So now he's called her a new name on his campaign website and it is "Sellout Warren." WHOA THAT'S GONNA STICK:

As Clinton tries to salvage support among the Bernie Sanders wing of the Democrat Party, Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) has become a turncoat for the causes she supposedly supports. While Warren claims that Wall Street businesses have too much influence in D.C., by paying “barely disguised bribes,” through campaign contributions.

That second sentence is ... not a sentence. Not that we'd expect correct English from somebody stupid enough to work for Trump's campaign, but note it, we must. The third sentence, which should be part of the second sentence, is about how Hillary has taken dollars from Wall Street. (Snooze.)

The rest is blah blah, Warren is against the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP), fart fart, Hillary Clinton wrote the TPP, and also that Warren is "pandering to the Sanders wing" of the party. (We would just note that Warren is probably more accurately described as pandering to the "Warren wing" of the party, but whatevs.) Also:

Warren’s campaigning for Clinton stands in stark contrast to the liberal ideals she once practiced.

Who will stand up for Elizabeth Warren's liberal ideals? Elizabeth Warren? Not she! Hillary? WALL STREET FAT CAT KILLARY SHILLARY BILLARY. No, it is Donald Trump who will stand up!

[wonkbar]<a href=""></a>[/wonkbar]Without getting into the weeds of Hillary's position on TPP -- she used to support it, but doesn't in its current form, but she may kind of be trying to pander to both sides of the Democratic Party on the issue, OMG a politician pandering, who has ever even HEARD of such a thing? -- we must note how pitiful and embarrassing it is that Donald Trump, the yooge failure who stands against everything Bernie fans and Hillary fans believe, is trying to suck up to the minority of Sanders fans who spent countless hours screaming at Elizabeth Warren for being a corporate sell-out shill when she explained, very nicely and enthusiastically and in her big girl voice, why she would fight like hell with and for Hillary, to keep Trump out of the White House.

For real, who is Trump trying to reach here? The Real Clear Politics polling average shows Hillary with an average of a 6.8 point lead over him, with a very recent ABC/Washington Post poll giving her a TWELVE-POINT lead. Indeed, according to that poll, the Sanders kids (hello, Sanders kids!) are coming around to Hillz faster than expected:

Last month, 20 percent of Sanders supporters said they would back Trump over Clinton in the general election. This month, that figure is down to 8 percent.

And the poll was conducted before, we would note, Sanders began saying last week that he would support Clinton over Trump in the general election.

We guess what we are saying here is that this may be Donald Trump's dumbest, most ill-informed temper tantrum yet. So ... how sad! And weak! What a doubleplus unsmart jizz-sprinkle Donald Trump is! Guess he'd better do like Hillary said and delete his account, sooner than later.

[Trump website viaThe Hill]

Evan Hurst

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