Is This Scott Walker Farting?
Wonket operative "Lisa" writes in with the HOT TIP about Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker possibly making a pooty in his pants:
Hey there Wonkette,
During the live feed of Scott Walker's Milwaukee Journal Sentinel editorial board meeting, I'm pretty sure he farted:
At 1h 1m 28-ish s, he pauses after saying the word "so," and a little poot can be heard. Some might argue that it was someone else in the room, but the timing is just too perfect. You know he had to stop talking so he could focus all his energy on trying to keep it in.
Interesting, "Lisa"! Let's crank up our Zapruder machine!
Our verdict: Scott Walker farted during his meeting with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel editorial board, and it's the same as him talking, the end.
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