What do the terror-crazed neocons do when 24 isn't showing the Muslims nuking the liberals and homosexuals in Los Angeles? We don't know, but it's probably going to end in World War Three.

These "handy" terrorism finger puppets are a great way to distract dangerous nuts like Cheney for at least a few minutes. The cute little knitted buddies include Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and George W. Bush. Whoops! Better keep that last one for yourself, unless you want to spend a few years being tortured in a Syrian prison.

Terrorism Finger Puppets [Moss]