It's Psaki Ptime Again!
It's time again for your daily installment of "What Dumb Shit Will Peter Doocy Say Today," featuring White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki brooking no idiocy, as usual. No, we kid, Doocy isn't even the third or fourth banana in the Jen Psaki Show. Enjoy your WonkTV!
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