Everyone in Europe is a socialist Liberal arugula-swilling white wine-eating gay elite terrorist statist freedom-hatingfairy, except for one man: Silvio Berlusconi, who said today that he favors John McCain, and did so by mocking him: "I suppose I could express my own personal preference for one of the candidates, the Republican candidate, and this is for a very selfish reason, and that is that I would no longer be the oldest person at the upcoming G8." So far, this is the most reasonable explanation any individual has offered for supporting John McCain. [WSJ]