Here's Chelsea onstage with the cocksucker father of hers, Governor Ed "I Teach Here So Why Are You All Pretending To Be Excited About My Appearance" Rendell, and that black Philadelphia mayor who for some reason doesn't support Obama. Ed Rendell says, "I'll pass it over to Chelsea, who's got some 'splainin' to do." Like Ricky Ricardo! But what does it mean? Maybe Chelsea will 'Splain why all these people are here for Hillary when she's already lost the election. Either way, the crowd goes wild. They are drooling like fools.