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Hey, guys, here's the Bad Lip Reading Inauguration video you probably all saw two days ago but it's still plenty funny and maybe some of you haven't seen it yet, also it is still great because Rebecca didn't help for shit today and Evan is still sick and DAMNED IF I AM FINDING YOU SUCKERS SOMETHING ELSE, it is Friday and the hell with it! (Rebecca told me to say that; in reality she was just dandy but if she's going to give me an excuse to not go looking for something NEW for the Open Thread, then by god I am taking both it and a nap.) It has just been a crap week, hasn't it? Evan will be all better by Monday we think, he had this thing where he was feeling like crud but finally went to the doctor today, and today was the kind of day when even top political pundit Our Girlfriend circled my neighborhood again and again but could not find a parking spot within blocks, because people park like morons in the snow that the City of Boise doesn't even remove, so she ended up taking the lunch she was going to surprise me with home instead and ate it herself.


That kind of week, man.

Enjoy your Open Thread and your weekend, and remember that we love you, even if we sometimes say "Screw it, put up Bad Lip Reading."

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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