December 12, 2007 01:36 PM
It's Not His Fault He's So Likable!
Brian Williams is, like, soooo mean about all the gifts that people wanted to give former Governor Mike Huckabee. I mean, he's just such an awesome dude that of course people wanted to give him stuff which was totally legal anyway. I mean, who wouldn't want to outfit his wife, Janet, with $23,000 of inaugural clothes, or give Mike guitars, or award them both jewelry, free dental care and free dry cleaning. And, if course, back in his fat days, it was a true kindness that Wendy's gave him 50 percent off all his hamburgers. It's because he's nice, ok? There's nothing shady about it at all.