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It's Not the Heat, It's the Stupidity

Hard-hitting local news "Live at 5" turns the heavy ammunition of "team coverage" on the most important news of the day: The heat.


The Only Place Hotter Is My Pants-1

We don't have the transcript on us, but we think it went something like this:

ANCHOR: Bob, what's the weather like where you are?

BOB: It's hot, Cindy.

ANCHOR: And, you, Terri, is hot where you are?

TERRI: Yes, Cindy, very warm.

ANCHOR: Bill, can you let us know what's like in your area?

BILL: I'm indoors, Cindy, it's not quite as hot. But I have removed my pants anyway.

WRC-DC (NBC) [TVEyes.com]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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