It's Our Birthday! Wonkette Turns One Again

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Guess what happened on April 14 of years past? Well, on April 14 of 1912, the Titanic struck an iceberg, hooray! And on April 14 of 1846, the Donner Party began their journey to California, hip hip hooray! And exactly a year ago today, your Wonketteshook itself free from the uterus of Gawker Media and just cold went indie -- and the past 12 months turned out to be the biggest year ever, in terms of readers and page views and traffic and visitors and even advertising!


So, while Wonkette.com is actually more than five years old, and your editor has been tethered to this monster for more than three years, and your associate editors are deep into their second years on this mighty ship of state, your fresh 'n free Wonkette is, legally, just a dumb little diaper-assed one-year-old webtard. So stop molesting the wee webtard. Thanks for sticking with us, peoples!

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