It's Your Friday White House Press Briefing, With Jen Psaki And Psete Psbuttigieg!
Time for your daily White House Press Briefing, which today will feature both Press Secretary Jen Psaki and Transportation Psecretary Pete Buttigieg, who is here to either report on his most recent reread of Finnegans Wake, or perhaps more likely, to chat about Joe Biden's infrastructure bill and all the ripsnortin' torque you can get from an electric vehicle, it's like wild, man.
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