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Joe Morrissey, everyone's favorite minor-corrupting member of the Virginia House of Delegates, went on trial for his political life on Tuesday, only weeks after taking a plea to avoid an actual trial for child pornography and resigning from office. Pushed off the Democrats' ballot line in a controversial private caucus, Morrissey ran in this week's special election for his tainted seat as an independent, despite the unique challenge of being in jail most of the time over those unpleasant accusations regarding his underage receptionist. Not even allowed to pester people for votes outside grocery stores during his daytime release from the slammer, Morrissey campaigned largely from the confines of his law office and clothed himself in concern for the humble voters. Just let them decide, he said, and they'll keep him as their man in Richmond.

[contextly_sidebar id="gRlZa0oxSjXEc3vLHbqRpJ3eap2lSJR0"]Yr Wonkette recognized Morrissey's selfless commitment to public service in his time of incarceration with a second-place nod in the state division of the 2014 Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Award. We now report with some astonishment the possibility of a Wonkette Bump that does not involve the babby growing in our illustrious Editrix's belly, because Virginia's 74th House District has re-elected incumbent delegate (but probably not a Democrat anymore) Joseph Morrissey. He made his resignation effective on the day of the election, so he didn't even have to pack up his office, and when the Virginia legislative session starts Wednesday, he will be there to awkwardly scan the cafeteria for a lunch table to join, hoping they wrap up House business before he has to be back to the jail at the end of the day.

Virginia Democrats might have to suffer the sight of Joe Morrissey in the House of Delegates for another couple of years, but at least they can't be held responsible for what he does from this point on. Those political elites did everything they could to take Joe Morrissey down, even sending their jackbooted thugs to toss his office the day before the election, but Virginia's pluckiest jailbird will never stop fighting for his constituents in the halls of power except when it's bedtime and he has to go back to his cell. 

The legislating-from-jail experiment started off a little shaky when Joe came home five minutes late on election night and the sheriff told him to be in half an hour early on Wednesday as punishment. He might miss some important stuff on the first day of the legislative session, but who wouldn't rush back to hang out with chums like these?

Other inmates could be heard chanting “Vote for Joe” on the floor where Morrissey’s jail cell is located.

Molotov, Del. Morrissey! You've done your bare-knuckle boxing ancestors proud. Mind that curfew, now. Already reeling as they are from the loss of Bob McDonnell, Virginia's criminals, more than ever, need a strong voice in state government.

[ WaPo / WVTR / Richmond Times-Dispatch ]

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In what seems like a perfectly logical move where corporations are people, MGM International Resorts is suing all the victims of the Las Vegas massacre in federal court. But don't worry -- at least the company isn't seeking damages from them for its own corporate pain and suffering! Instead, the lawsuit is a maneuver to head off liability claims related to the mass shooting last October 1, as is only right and just. All they want is what's coming to them, like immunity from damages and some ill will from consumers, which will no doubt blow over eventually.

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Do-Nothing Republicans Continue Doing Nothing About Traitor Trump

Can you keep a crook in office while not looking crooked yourself?

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Monday in Helsinki, Donald Trump stood next to Russian President Vladimir Putin, the official sponsor of Trump's White House reality show, and glibly debased America and its institutions in exchange for a soccer ball, which frankly is more than his soul was ever worth. Republican leaders, defenders of liberty all, strongly condemned the president's actions. House Speaker Paul Ryan went so far as to say, "There's no place for this. [He] should apologize. That's dangerous for our society, that's dangerous for our democracy."

Sorry, no, that was a statement Ryan made when Rep. Maxine Waters suggested citizens personally let members of Trump's cabinet know how much they suck. Ryan's actual statement post-Helsinki reminded me more of the "vaguebooking" your friend posts on social media when their marriage is collapsing.

There is no question that Russia interfered in our election and continues attempts to undermine democracy here and around the world. That is not just the finding of the American intelligence community but also the House Committee on Intelligence. The president must appreciate that Russia is not our ally. There is no moral equivalence between the United States and Russia, which remains hostile to our most basic values and ideals. The United States must be focused on holding Russia accountable and putting an end to its vile attacks on democracy.

"Sometimes you realize you should've listened to your family and friends. You should trust they know what's best for you. It can turn out that your heart was wrong all along."

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