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Morning, Wonketariat! OMG, a teevee person actually sent us an apology last night! Let's just say we giggle-snorted in our seekret chatcave many bunches. (Okay, it wasn't sorry to us; it was BILL O'REILLY being "sorry" at Maxine Waters! He was bad at that too.) Anywhosit, here's some of the things we may be talking about today.


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Dominic Gwinn

Dominic is a broke journalist in Chicago. You can find him in a dirty bar talking to weirdos, or in a gutter taking photos.

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