LIVE: Janet Yellen Explains How Woke Pronouns Took Down Entire Global Banking System. Or Not.
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen is before the Senate Finance Committee today, and though it was previously scheduled, you can imagine a lot of it will be about the failures of Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank. Politico Playbook has its own very serious "what to look for" thingie this morning, but the only REAL "what to look for" is whether Janet Yellen admits that the collapse of both banks happened because the banks did woke rompings — Lord knows what kind! — and one of them had a Lesbian Visibility Day.
If she doesn't admit it, well then she's the head wokester.
They'll probably also be asking her about this Credit Suisse business.
PREVIOUSLY! Do Banks Fail Because They're Too Nice To Gays? Is That How The Financial System Works?
LORD KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WOKE ROMPINGS WENT ON IN THAT BANK!
Better watch!
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