Jeff Gannon, Now With Theme Song
How did you spend your three-day weekend? According to the shambles of our mailbox, you spent it drinking heavily and obsessing over Jeff Gannon, Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh, and the Gay Mafia of the Republican Party. Could someone who hasn't lost their tinfoil hat email us soon? It's getting freaky in here.
Or perhaps you spent your three-day weekend writing songs about Jeff Gannon. Catchy! Hard to find phrases that rhyme with "anal sex" though, apparently.— C.S.