Jeff Sessions Hearings Day Two Livestream! Headline Joke About Jeff Sessions And Pee To Come!
Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle
Well we all had quite a little night last night, with the pee hookers (fine, and the treason, but you all know you just want pee hookers). We will follow up on all that, yeah yeah, presumably. But for now, it is back to Jeff Sessions, who is currently explaining who the REAL Civil Rights hero is, and would you have guessed it is Jeff Sessions? Oh, Justice Department, you will have such fun under Sessions. First you will replace the Civil Rights division with the Civil Forfeiture division. Then you will do some other stuff too!
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