Jerome Corsi Has Handcuffs, Will Travel
OH, THANK YOU, JEROME CORSI! This week hasn't been nearly stupid enough yet. What we really need to make this Friday perfect is a whole steaming pile of legalistic arglebargle to send us off into the weekend giggling.
Pleaseohplease have your whack-ass lawyer Larry Klayman file some batcrap crazy nonsense with Grand Marshall of the Justice Department Matthew Whitaker. Legal Twitter awaits your next move with bated breath, sir!
Before we delve into this awesome interview with One America Network, let's have a look at the Twitter profile picture of OAN's National News Correspondent Chris Carter.
NOPE, NO BODIES IN THAT GUY'S BASEMENT. NONE AT ALL, OFFICER!
Okay, ready for the video? It's Exclusive! It's Breaking!
I've instructed my attorneys to file on Monday a criminal complaint against the Mueller investigation and against the Department of Justice for its supervision of the Mueller investigation. The complaint will be filed with the Acting Attorney General Whitaker, and it will be intended to go to the Office of Professional Responsibility in the Department of Justice and also to the Inspector General of the Department of Justice, Horowitz.
Doctor Corsi is making a Citizens Arrest! He's taking you in, Robert Mueller, for the high crime of being mean and not believing a career fabulist when he claims that he deleted his emails about ratfucking the 2016 election and then promptly forgot all about them when the FBI came knocking. You're in BIG TROUBLE, MISTER.
We dare you to read the comments!
All things are possible when you have a superlawyer like Larry Klayman on your team!
We guess Corsi intends to file an attorney misconduct complaint with the DOJ's Office of Professional Responsibility. Which he is welcome to do. There's even a handy dandy Deep State website just for that!
There's no form to fill out, and they don't even care if it's written in crayon on toilet paper ALLEGEDLY. So you're in luck, Dr. Corsi!
Sadly, this isn't actually a criminal complaint. And you have to have some real evidence of wrongdoing by the prosecutor, not just that he makes you sad. And Meatball ... oh, sorry Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker ... has nothing to do with it. But other than that, you're doing great, Sweetie!
Now it's time to wipe the spittle flecks off your webcam, drink your Metamucil, and take your afternoon nap. Here, watch some TV, Poppy. Have you seen that CNN is hiring Farrakhan now?
Time to write to Whitaker for to arrest CNN!
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Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.