Jesse Jackson Shows Ted Cruz How 'Green Eggs And Ham' Should be Read
Last night, some weasel-faced Canadian read Green Eggs and Ham to the Senate. Here's a clip of Jesse Jackson giving the book justice on SNL after Theodore Geisel died in 1991. (It's not the full version, unfortunately; completists can find a not-great-quality version -- which we could not embed, unfortunately -- here.)
Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.