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Lunatic: Scientology Knocked Up Hillary Clinton's Mom With The For-Real Whore Of Babylon, So ... Okay!

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Once upon a time, back in 1946, L. Ron Hubbard and Jack Parsons, a rocket engineer who was all into Aleister Crowley and occult bullshit, did a series of rituals called "Babalon Working" that they believed would bring about a goddess called Babalon. While no child was conceived during the rituals as they had hoped, Parsons soon met an artist lady named Marjorie Cameron and decided that she was in fact Babalon/The Scarlet Woman and then married her. Like you do.

L. Ron Hubbard, as you know, soon tired of trying to bring back ancient goddesses with Satanic rituals and decided to create his own cult.

But that's not the whole story, according to End Times author and Skywatch TV CEO Tom Horn. In a SkyWatch program airing Tuesday, Horn explained that the ritual was actually successful. The Whore Of Babylon was actually created by the guy who founded Scientology and another guy who clearly did way too many drugs. And that Whore Of Babylon was Hillary Clinton.

SURPRISE!!!!


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Horn explains that all the spirit cooking performance artist occultists who surround Hillary Clinton totally believe that she is the Whore of Babylon produced in this ritual, and that he learned this because of Wikileaks. Obviously, everyone else just missed that part.

Via RightWingWatch:

"She'll grow up, she'll become an influential worldwide-known feminist who will help give rise to the Antichrist," Horn said. "They believed that that was Hillary Clinton."

"It's been announced now that Hillary Clinton is very likely going to run for president again in 2020," he continued. "Guess what? In 2020, she will be 72 years old. This is, again, one of the most important occult marker and it is going to again cause the occultists around her to believe that she is the incarnation of that entity."

Horn went on to say that Jack Parsons, one of the main participants in the "Babylon Working" ritual, reported that he had a vision in 1947—the year that Clinton was born—in which the spirit of this goddess visited him, telling him that she was now on earth to fulfill her destiny to "grow up and help the Antichrist come to power" and that her name was Hilarion.

"You have to ask yourself, 'Why do the occultists around her believe that?'" Horn said. "Well, mathematically, who else was named Hillary, born in 1947 that became an internationally known feminist that has the power to take the reins of the most powerful nation on earth?"

What he's saying here is that Jack Parsons and the Scientology dude did some sex rituals in California in 1946, and those rituals get Dorothy Rodham pregnant somehow, so she drinks a bunch of tannis root smoothies, gives birth to the Whore of Babylon and names her Hillary. Then, baby Hillary comes to Jack Parsons in a vision, tells him that her name is Hilarion (I guess to disguise her true identity?) and says she's super psyched to help get the Antichrist into power.

It just makes sense! Even if Hilarion is a male name and Parsons thought his lady friend was the actual Whore of Babylon. There can be many Whores of Babylon, probably! Evan tells me that some evangelicals even think the Roman Catholic Church is the Whore of Babylon, which is super weird, but OK.

What's not clear, here, is what antichrist she is supposed to help come to power. I feel like the last time I checked, these people thought Obama was the antichrist, but she ran against him in 2008 so I don't see how that would be assisting him in a rise to power. Also he's not in power now? Also wouldn't it make more sense for the Whore of Babylon to be a vice-president and have the antichrist be the president? Or like, is she going to appoint the antichrist as the Ambassador to Great Britain like in The Omen III and then he'll do all the antichristing that way? I'd love to be more clear on the logistics here!

[RightWingWatch]

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Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.


Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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