While we wait for the inevitable footage of George "Macaca" Allen throwing Rosa Parks off a bus, enjoy these latest ethnic nuggets:

* For years, Allen kept what he called a "little old noose" in his office, just in case.

* In 1994, he was far ahead of the pack by not just denouncing gay marriage, but describing homosexuality itself as "illegal."

* While governor in 1995, he performed a hee-larious comedy routine about 'hos on welfare unable to even narrow down their bastard children's paternity to three men. Except it wasn't comedy; it was a political speech at a country club..

George Allen's Twelve Days of Refusal [Philadelphia Jewish Voice]