Ken Layne reviews Infinite Jest, or some other book. [Las Vegas Weekly]

Honestly, there's really no point in reading something you've already been paid to vote against. [Think Progess]

Convicts need their stimulus checks just as much as the next guy. How else can they afford to have The Club™ surgically installed in their pooper? [RedState]

Your children will be brainwashed with Mao's Little Red Book, and then they will coerce you into participating in the Census. [Michelle Malkin]

The problem with investigating torture is that it might have a "chilling effect" on torture! [Matt Yglesias]