Jimmy Carter Has WON THE MORNING With His Important Scoop That Joe Wilson Is A Racist
Hey junior crime-solvers, President of America Jimmy Carter has solved our country's most terrible mystery, which is exactly just how racist is Joe Wilson? The answer? It was Mr. Wilson... in the House chamber... motivated by TONS OF RACISM. Wilson has vehemently denied being a guilty of racism, which exactly how a guilty person would act. Nice try. Like you, Jimmy Carter finds the whole thing "dastardly."
It turns out that Wilson's racist hate speech is part of America's rich history of racism, which goes back to the German "Nazis," a bunch of total Nazis from whose ribs this Wilson was created.
"I think it's based on racism," Carter said at a town hall held at his presidential center in Atlanta. "There is an inherent feeling among many in this country that an African-American should not be president."
The Georgia Democrat said the outburst was a part of a disturbing trend directed at the president that has included demonstrators equating Obama to Nazi leaders.
"Those kind of things are not just casual outcomes of a sincere debate on whether we should have a national program on health care," he said. "It's deeper than that."
In other words, comparing America's black President... to... Nazis... is itself Nazi-ish. "Dastardly" is one word for this, yes.