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You mighta heard that this one smarmy dead-eyed brat Stephen Miller, who serves as a senior advisor to Donald Trump, did all the Sunday shows this weekend, and he combined the YELLY AUTOCRATIC ANGRY BABY MAN THING SEAN SPICER DOES with the casually autocratic lying thing Kellyanne Conway does, and Donald Trump was impressed! Of course, Trump has awful judgment, because pretty much everybody else who ever lived saw Miller and was like, "Whom or what is that beady-eyed freak baby on my television, and do you think it's ever participated in sexual intercourse?"

Miller yelled and lied about how the judicial branch overreached by daring to suggest Trump is not the god-king of America, explaining that because the judicial branch is equal to the executive branch, it should not have the power to overturn Daddy Trump's divinely inspired Muslim ban. Guess Miller was jerking off or something when he was supposed to be in Constitution class.

Miller also YELLED HARDLY about how Trump's power "will not be questioned" and LIED MUCHLY to back up Trump's hilarious claim that millions of illegals voted against him. And he said the words, "Sean Spicer, as always, is 100% correct," which makes Melissa McCarthy LOL.

Oh! And also his very tiny eyes batted back and forth a lot, because he was reading his answers off a teleprompter (or maybe flash cards or armpit fart signals from Steve Bannon) in his interviews.

It was so fucking bad.

And it looks like Donald Trump's BFFs (and sometimes advisors!) Joe and Mika Scarborough-Brzezinski agree! If you didn't see Miller on the TV, this clip begins with a round-up of Miller's Sunday appearances, followed by an EPIC exchange from the "Morning Joe" lovebirds:

MIKA: [whisper-yelling] OH MY GOOOOOOD.

JOE: [throwing hands in the air and whisper-yelling] OH MY GOOOOOOD.

MIKA: It's not even funny.

JOE: I've never ...

MIKA: You can't even ...

JOE: Oh my god! It was so much worse ...

MIKA: It's much worse ...

JOE: ... than I ever thought.

MIKA: It's much worse. MMMMM.

JOE: Wow!

Joe and Mika were now ready to comment on the substance of pissy autocratic twit Stephen Miller's pissy autocratic twit behavior:

JOE: [imitating Miller] ...[Y]ou will not deny the fact that was actually a lie. And then again, he learned this, I guess, in Autocracy For Young Politicos ...

MIKA: OK, you told me not to say it ...

JOE: Hold on, when he said ...

MIKA: What?!

JOE: What did he say about the power [of the president] ... they will not be questioned ...

MIKA: This guy!

JOE: That is, no, no ...

MIKA: Oh, god.

JOE: They are questioned, my young little ...

MIKA: Lad!

JOE: Miller! They will be questioned by the court. It's called judicial review. Alexander Hamilton and James Madison wrote about it in the Federalist Papers! It was enshrined in Madison's constitution! Andrew Jackson! You go into your president's office, you know, THAT ONE, and you look on the walls, and there are all these pictures of Andrew Jackson, and books of Andrew ... He talked about judicial independence. He talked about the importance of the judiciary.

You really need to go back and read the Constitution. And seriously the White House ...

MIKA: What?????

JOE: ... has got to stop embarrassing themselves by putting this guy up there ...

AND SO ON.

So, Mika and Joe have finally noticed that their pal Trump is putting a guy out there who is saying Trump has a dictator's power, because we guess this is the first time they've noticed this tendency coming from the Trump regime. But they act like it's just this Stephen Miller kid, and OMG the White House needs to just stop.

Maybe they should go on another date to Mar-a-Lago and advise the president over wedge salads and cocktail weenies about how his baby boy Stephen Miller is a little fucking Napoleon, because Miller is definitely the only one in the Trump White House who exhibits signs of Little Man Syndrome, mmhmm, you betcha, boy howdy.

Anyway, Mika and Joe made many amazing facial expressions during the segment, so here are all the rest of the screengrabs we got, for you to laugh at:

The end.

[Morning Joe]

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Nancy Pelosi is making news again today after her weekly press conference, mostly because she said this about yesterday's nutbag performance from President Stable Genius:

[T]his time, another temper tantrum — again — I pray for the President Of The United States. I wish him and his family, his administration and staff would have an intervention for the good of the country.

She prays for him. And she's just kind of suggesting that maybe the president is unwell, in his brain. She's being very subtle!

When Glenn Thrush asked afterward what kind of "intervention" she might be talking about, she suggested that Article 25 would be just fine.

But many folks out there right now are saying "BUT WHAT ABOUT INPEACH! They are not going to do an intervention, because the intervention is called INPEACH!" (They are taking her words very literally, it would seem.) Every other damn day lately, there is news about how "NANCY SAID INPEACH IS BAD" or "NANCY SAID TRUMP'S ACTIONS IS SELF-INPEACH-ATORY, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, NANCY!" and whatever else, we don't know, because we have muted all of Twitter until further notice. (Here is some news about the House Democrats' weekly meeting yesterday, most of which was about Democrats yelling INPEACH! while Nancy Pelosi gave them cold showers.)

Here's the thing:

In today's presser, Pelosi was clearer than ever about her feelings on impeachment -- she doesn't like it, and she'd really hate for the nation to get to a place where that's inevitable, she is just saying it would be truly terrible for them to have to do that -- but they might just be FORCED to go there. And wouldn't that be just terrible? Nancy Pelosi is praying about that just like she is praying for Trump, under a big oak tree that casts all the shade she threw at Donald Trump for her entire fucking presser.

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Happy Throwback Thursday! Remember Paul Manafort? He's still in jail, don't worry. But it looks like he might be getting some company soon from his old pal Stephen Calk, who just got indicted today by the Southern District of New York.

Calk was a simple CEO and COB at the Federal Savings Bank of Chicago, but he had big dreams. He'd been an army pilot and a money guy, so he figured he was competent to be either Secretary of Treasury or Secretary of Army. He'd take Commerce or HUD, or even a cool ambassadorship to France, or the UK, or the UN -- he wasn't picky. Just any old position befitting a guy who is 100 percent going to be played by Michael McKean in the movie version of this nightmare.

Luckily Calk knew a guy on the inside. Sure that guy had recently been You're Fired from the Trump campaign for ratfucking the Ukrainian election, but Paul Manafort was still waving his bits all over Trumpland in the summer and fall of 2016, so Paul Manafort had the hookup that Calk needed. Luckily, Calk had what Manafort needed, which was MONEY. Manafort's fountain of untaxed cash had dried up since the Ukrainians gave his guy Viktor Yanukovych the boot, and he was in danger of losing multiple investment properties to foreclosure. So naturally Calk stepped up to the plate with $15 million in loans to keep the wolves at bay, because what are friends with more political ambition than scruple for, right?

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