Joe Biden Had Botox!
There is something very charming about how cheaply and how obviously Joe Biden indulges his personal vanities. Surely he knows plastic surgeons and Hair Club type people who could do this stuff quietly and, you know,correctly, but down home Joe from Scranton takes the train home every day! So instead he says, "Oh noes I am losing my hair! I'll just take these other hairs an' plug 'em into my head, in rows, and nobody will know the difference! Here, gimme that glue gun!" and also more recently, "Holy cow my forehead's a-wrinklin'! Squirt a big heap of that paralytic virus in there and we'll show America what a real monster looks like!" Now nobody can vote for Barack Obama or Joe Biden, because Joe Biden is a Botox addict. [Washington Post]