Joe Biden Purchases Menacing Police Dog
Weird Joe Biden wants a puppy, too! But instead of a cute little rescue mutt, Ol' Hairplug went to apuppy farm, in Philadelphia, and bought a mean-ass German Shepherd, which is being trained right now by Delaware's killer-dog K9 cops.
The dog breeder told reporters that Biden was "very gracious" during his dog purchase. "He hugged and kissed all of the shepherds." Gross.
Biden already has three other German Shepherds, because he's insane.