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Joe the Plumber Tries Voting At Wrong Place

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One of the seventy-thousand reasons John McCain has a1% chance of winning the presidency is a dumb tool who called himself "Joe the Plumber" and hoped to get fame and free welfare money as a result of telling a dumb lie to Barack Obama, when Barack Obama was campaigning in this man's neighborhood. Because he was a creepy looking mouth-breather who didn't pay his own bills and would get a tax cut under Obama and whose wife had left him to a life of unlicensed work at some other guy's plumbing business, the McCain campaign naturally decided -- in the last weeks of a tightening race -- to throw everything behind this unappealing character who represented nothing. And now Joe the Plumber's trying to vote illegally, too!


Wonkette operative "Tribe" reports from Ohio:

I'm an Obama inside observer in Toledo. Rumor has it, heard from other observers, that Joe the Plumber attempted to cast a ballot in the wrong precinct. Rumor also has it that he was stopped by a City of Toledo police officer in the last few days for speeding ... but Joe the Plumber insisted on the officer contacting the officer's supervisor to let him know "who he was giving a ticket to."

UPDATE: The Toledo Blade and Toledo police confirm the speeding part. This guy is such a dumb cunt!

EARLIER: McCain Now Feuding With JOE THE PLUMBER

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Donald Trump held another great big slob picnic in Orlando, Florida, last night, where he "announced" the "start" of his 2020 campaign, which will be exactly like his 2016 campaign except for the minor detail that he's actually been in the White House since 2017, which is really a bummer, man. Still, it's no reason he can't run as an outsider who vows to protect everyday Americans who believe he's just like them. The rally was a mishmash of the same damn shit he's said a million times before, and the rubes loved almost every minute of it except for the boring parts when he talked about stuff he's supposedly achieved in office, because not even his supporters care about trade policy or tariffs. They want an enemy, and they want to be told they and Trump will destroy that enemy together because they are the real Americans. So that's what Trump gave them, again and again, a feast of fear and resentment designed to get them to the polls. It was enough in 2016, and Trump thinks it'll do the job in 2020.

If there was anything new in the speech -- which was mostly Trump reading from a teleprompter, plus the expected weirdass asides -- nobody has identified it. He complained about the press and the crowd chanted "CNN sucks," and he explained what a threat to the nation Hillary Clinton is -- in fact, he mentioned her eight times during the 80-minute rant.

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