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Joe Walsh Unleashes Stream of Screaming Abuse At Voters (VIDEO)

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Joe Walsh has a new Fox News pundit audition tape out! See, Joe has been carefully studying Roger Ailes' stable of shrieky little porcupines over there during his constant talking head appearances on the channel. So here he is trying out a "full Bill O'Reilly" during a constituent meet-up, by screaming his bloody head off at some poor folks for calmly asking him why the government needs to be full of kleptocrat bank lobbyists who love to murder financial regulations all day long. God, these rational questions really PISS JOE OFF.

Here's the salient part of the transcript, via Think Progress:

WALSH: The problem is you’ve got to be consistent. And I don't want government meddling in the marketplace. Yeah, they move from Goldman Sachs to the White House, I understand all of that. But you gotta’ be consistent. And it’s not the private marketplace that created this mess. What created mess was your government, which has demanded for years that everybody be in a home. And we’ve made it easy as possible for people to be in homes. [...] Don’t blame banks, and don’t blame the marketplace for the mess we’re in right now! I am tired of hearing that crap! This pisses me off! Too many people don’t listen.

And then champion listener Joe Walsh yells at a guy trying to ask another question and orders him to shut up or be forced to leave. Probably it's all part of the plan for this incompetent butthead to get voted out of office by his weary constituents sick of his abuse, so he can move onto that more lucrative teevee gig. [Think Progress]

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