Former Ambassador to the UN John Bolton received something called "The Bradley Award" at the Kennedy Center last night. Bolton started by thanking the Bradley Foundation and his current employers, the American Enterprise Institute, then got weird.

There are, of course, many other people I should mention. For example, I should note Senators Lincoln Chafee and Chris Dodd, who did so much to help make me eligible for this Prize. Prominent citizens of Pyongyang, Havana, Damascus, Tehran and elsewhere also pitched in, simply by being themselves.

That's right, John Bolton would like to thank North Korea and Iran for all they've done for his career. We can't believe he didn't thank Wilford Brimley for usage rights to the mustache, but other than that we're not particularly surprised.