John Doolittle Has 99 Problems
A DeLay ally, Rep. John T. Doolittle (R-Calif.), said Republicans "are going to have to respond in kind" by filing ethics charges against key Democrats. From now on, he said in an interview, it's a matter of "you kill my dog, I'll kill your cat."
A charming turn of phrase. Of course, John Doolittle is a fairly square white Republican, so we can understand how it took him until mid-'04 to get turned on to The Black Album:
Now if you shoot my dog, I'm'a kill yo' cat
Just the unwritten laws in rap - know dat
As Rep. Doolittle continues to face charges of corruption and ethics violations, we're reasonably sure he'll continue following the Jay-Z model: retire to the private sector and plan his ultimately disappointing comeback.
'Justify My Thug' Lyrics [Sing365]