John Edwards Accepts Bronze Medal After Year of Denial

John Edwards gave his withdrawal speech today from New Orlean's Lower Ninth Ward -- where he first announced his campaign, and where everyone is voting for Barack Obama because, well, you know. On his way to the speech, Edwards even abandoned the media to visit the homeless in New Orleans' tent city. I guess that was a nice thing to do.

Poor guy, he's lost a presidential bid to an old white man, a vice-presidential bid to the worst administration in American history and now another presidential bid to -- of all things -- some Kenyan guy and a woman. What will be his losing angle when he's up against President McCain in 2012? We look forward to finding out.



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